(he looks at Odie with a malicious intent) Jon: Don't do it, Garfielf! That's our pet dog Odie! Garfielf: You're going into orbit, you stupid mutt! (Odie is kicked into "orbit") Jon: GAAAAAAARFIIIELD!!! Garfielf: Time for a nap. Jon: Garfield, you fat cat! You are so big and fat! Why are you so fat?! Garfielf: I eat, Jon. , there is only one straw left Grarfileld. Jon proceeds to say that he is such a bad kitty, that's it, he has had it with him, that does it, he is done, Garfielf emits an unholy rumbling sound out of his mouth. Frustrated, Jon asks where all the Hamburger Helper escaped. Garfielf then confesses to chewing them up and storing them in the stomach. Jon asks Garfielf on the whereabouts of the three cheese pizzas? Garfielf truthfully answers that he ate those food. Garfielf replies The Chit Chat is enough and some grub should be going. Jon warns that he is eating them out of house and home, Garmfield. Garfielf expresses his hatred for alram clocks, and his secret identity as "hungry". GARFIELD, YOU LAZY CAT! shouts the big moron. The man with a negative a million Intelligence Quotient shouts out loud the name GAAAAAAARFIIIELD! Garfielf says the clock states it is time for a nap as he is a cat who loves to snooze. Garfielf does not need his warning and sends the "stupid mutt" into space to revolve around the Earth.
Jon warns him to not do it, as it is his pet dog Odie.
He states that the clock's hands are at a position showing that it is imperative that Odie gets kicked off the table. Garfielf makes the shocking revelation that he eats, Jon, and that's what he does often. He then asks a philosophical question on why he is so fat. Jon proceeds to call Garfield a fat cat, who is so big and fat. Later, that unspecified subject is revealed to be Garfield, who states that he needs to have a good meal. Jon says that an unspecified subject is stuffing his or her face as usual. As a consequence people who dislike Garfielf truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jon's existencial catchphrase "Garfield you fat cat," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as PilotRedSun's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. The fans understand this stuff they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. There's also Jon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Garfielf.
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